Ilkay Gundogan > Barcelona (Free) Whilst it is hypocritical to believe the Saudi slicing of football pie is worse than the Premier League’s own financial dominance, we can breathe a sigh of relief here. Gundogan, a fantastic player, has gone to a club where he will be challenged and perform in the Champions League. This…

In light of Christopher Nkunku’s £52m recent transfer from RB Leipzig to Chelsea we present the most successful German Imports since Volkswagen and the Royal family… Heung-Min Son Since his transfer from Bayer Leverkusen in 2015, Son has been a sensation, forming a formidable attacking partnership alongside England captain, Harry Kane. The 2021/22 season witnessed…

High Press guide you through the latest ins and outs of the frankly ludicrous world of the Premier League transfer market. Joao Pedro > Brighton (£30m) Brighton have an uncanny ability to magic absolute superstars from somewhere beneath the sell-by date microwave curry in the reduced section. Mr Pedro however is costing them a fair…

Hello and welcome to our brand spanking new column where we, humble worker bees of The High Press, guide you through the latest ins and outs of the frankly ludicrous world of the Premier League transfer market. Youri Tielemans > Aston Villa (Free) Speculation was rife throughout season 22/23 as to where our soon-to-be-contractless friend…